terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...