The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.
That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.
Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.
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A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
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The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.
I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!
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1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar
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the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder
Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.
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That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.
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one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!
" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"
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