'ternets

THE new way to say Internet. See "ternets"

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

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ternets

The new hip way to refer to the Internet. A direct result of that new trend where you only say the end of the word. Like, 'gina and 'sticle.

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

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Ternet

A person who become sometimes good , cool , retard , cringe. Uses Jianwut emoji a lot.

Ternet : Bitch Lasagna
Someone: What
Ternet: :jianwut:

done-ternet

One who has reached the end of the Internet.

Im done-ternet now. I have seen it all and have reached the end of the Internet.

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id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.

A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"