Terrasexual

One whose sexual interests seem to be strictly limited to that of the earth and the creatures which inhabit it.

"Ya, its Sandra. She keeps buyin all these damn turkey burgers, i got nothin to eat anymore. Bloody terrasexuals."

"Ignoring the bewildered stares from the nearby villagers, the bulldozer and the terrasexual took one look at the sky, embraced the irony, and rode off into the night."

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