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A disease pretending to be a video game (In this case, Tetris).
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When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.
My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart
If you get a prostate exam, and your doctor tries to give you the reach around.
I had to get a new doctor, he tried to give me a tetanus shot but I wasn't having it.
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An increasing amount of electrical shocks to the muscle causes the muscle to contract in such a way that before it can fully relax it is electrically stimulated again. This causes summation effect where contractions get stronger and stronger the more the muscle fiber is shocked.
For example, in a lab the muscle fiber was shocked 15 times per second which caused the fiber to be in a state of incomplete tetanus.
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noun: A really tight pussy.
MAN THAT GIRL HAD SOME VAGINAL TETANUS!
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A disease that affects the asshole on Vietnamese New Year (Tet). Unlike the other disease spelled similarly, this is pronounced TET-AY-nuss, not TET-uh-nuss.
Guy 1: Sup bro, how was the weekend?
Guy 2: Not great, had a mad case of tetanus.
Guy 1: Oh shit, did you step on a rusty nail?
Guy 2: No, I went over to Trinh’s house for Vietnamese New Year and went overboard on the five fruit tray. It ran through me like a hot knife through butter.
Guy 1: Oh yeah that’ll do it.