tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

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