Texan Liberal

A texan liberal is a liberal with testicles. A person who is neither a wimpy, whiny person with no sense of integrity (ie Ted Kennedy), nor is a bible-thumping racist redneck dumbass (ie Rush Limbaugh), but is somewhere in the middle politically. A member of a dying breed of people who exercise intelligence in their political leanings.

I'm into social equality and help for those who need it, but if someone tries to hurt my family, I'm gonna fight back. Guess that makes me a Texan liberal

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Texan Liberal

These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.

"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal

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Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.

Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.

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