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Texas Rangers

THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010

178πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


Texas Rangers

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

by los huevos May 20, 2014

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


texas Rangers

baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.

Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.

by Jamie-Alana December 24, 2005

73πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Walker Texas Ranger

A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.

My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.

by Livi February 24, 2005

633πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF January 1, 2013

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then β€œWalker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now β€œWalker the Texas Ranger.”

by BigDSwingin970 March 31, 2019


walker texas ranger

A terribly hilarious show. Watch this high, drunk or sober and I guarantee plenty of laughs. Watching Chuck Norris fight computer high-jacking ninjas, roundhouse kicking Asian drug lords and using a jet-pack (you read that right) all make for one hilarious show.

-Dude, lets get high and watch old man chuck norris jump through some windows.
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit

by >Kyle< October 30, 2005

266πŸ‘ 558πŸ‘Ž