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The act to shit in between a chicks breast, and then tit fuck her.
Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!
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Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.
Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
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Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco
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A sexual position where you put the female in the wheel barrow position and whilst pumping her you walk behind her as she moves about with her arms.
What position did you do with her?
We did the Texas Walking Taco down the steps!
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