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A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.
The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
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When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.
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When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.
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When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
Hey girl you want some texas toast?
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When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af
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when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked
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A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
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