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texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo September 17, 2015


Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 06, 2022