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A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.
I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick
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An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.
Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.
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a full denim ensemble; usually never matching in shades. could be a mixture of different combinations such as the ever popular denim jacket and denim capris for the ladies. Men will usually offend most with the denim button up and five pocket carpenter jeans with the loop for their hammer.
Dark denim jacket? Stone wash jeans? OH...it's just a texas tuxedo.
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A new sex move where the boy dresses up in cowboy boots, a denim shirt, and assless chaps, a ten gallon hat, and some six shooters for role playing in the bedroom. To complete the Texas Tuxedo, one must say, "Let's ride, partner" and shout yeehaw at least five times during the act of intercourse.
"Hey, do you want to do some Texas Tuxedo later tonight?" - Boyfriend
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Denim jacket, denim jeans, often accompanied by a bolo tie and denim shirt. May include cowboy boots and/or cowboy hat.
see also: canadian tuxedo
Slim is dressed up for his birthday. Check out his Texas Tuxedo.
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The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.