TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

Yarram texta

A sex act involving the withdrawal of the penis from the anus after anal sex and using it to draw with feces on the partners back.

I gave her a Yarram texta

Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.