thanks you

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.

Paul: I just spent all my dosh bailing your ass out of jail.
Mike: Thanks you.

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you" can be defined as when Mr. Ben Phillips has had enough of everyone being loud and a GaY CuNt

"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you" is defined as:
Ben Phillips walks in - the class is talking

"Thank you" x1 - Shut up
"Thank you" x2 - Shut the f*ck up
"Thank you" x3 - Shut the f*ck up or i'll throw you out the f*cking star jasmine
"Thank you" x4 - Ben Phillips proceed's to throw some arrogant sl*t out the f*cking star jasmine

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No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

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thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

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thank you

1. an expresion of gratitude used primarily as a formal, friendly, social obligation.
2.When used in it's true form (not merely out of obligation) it is an expresion of respect and appreciation to another soul (and simultaneously to all beings) for the unconditional kindness that has been bestowed upon you.

1. (delivery person hands man package) man: "Thank you!"

2. (parents tolerate spoiled bratty kid for 20 years and teach kid how to not be so spoiled and bratty) Kid: "Thank you."

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Thank You!

Used to express sincere gratitude after a rewarding event

Katherine Rush: " Oh, what the UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!"
Amari: "Thank you!"

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thank you

A phrase which expresses gratitude.

Thank you for wiping my ass.

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