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Phrase used after someone says something ridiculous. What they said was so stupid and not right, it was a left. After you state the phrase, "that's a left." you swipe their neck for being so dumb.
John: mountain dew is gross.
Jake: come here.
*John walks over*
John: what?
Jake: that's a left.
*Jake swipes John's neck*
John: fuck you.
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A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.
B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her “LEFT” or my “LEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?
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Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!
B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!
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What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.
Yeah, my dad left me.
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a group of people who want to take away your penis
Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!
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The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
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