That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

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this is what i think of you!

The act of revengance upon an innocent bystander, instead of the agressor causing the reason for the act of revengance. While acting the revengance on the bystander, the agressor must be present.

While King Steve was kicking Mr. Smell's binder, Mr. Smell took Mr. Brain's binder and threw it yelling "This is what I think of you!" in response to King Steve's actions. Although Mr. Brain harmed Mr. Smell not, Mr. Smell enacted wrongful revengance anyways.

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how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

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What I think

Is what I SAID I THINK.

Hym "What I think... Is that if I was doing what that whire Kendra was doing I WOULD HAVE NO DEFENDERS. Even if we didn't swap the genders and we were gay... If I was doing... The exact same thing... It would be wrong. I wouldn't be able to use any of your excuses. I wouldn't be able to say 'what, you don't think people can be attracted to the handicapped!?' None of that would fucking save me and anyone who didn't regard me negatively would be condmened for it. What I think is what I say I think. The reason you're trying to lob the 'he doesn't think handicrappables can fuck their staff' accusation at me is so you post hoc justify what is happening to me now AND, by extension, THEN and BEFORE then. Post hoc justification for the continuation of something the MAY HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME PRETTY EXTREME CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERYONE BUT ME. Who wants to find out? That cripple isn't better than me. You're not better than me."

What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"

Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"