That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

me me me me me

Someone who's very selfish! They can't take anyone else's feelings in to acount as they are not aware other people have feelings!

Girl 1: Not everythings bout you, ya know
Girl 2: Of course it is, otherwise whats the point taking bout it.
Girl 1: Your so me me me me me!
Girl 2: Point?

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me! me! me! me! me!

1)Extremely egoist yell
2)The cry of a human-ape hybrid
3)Someone who doesn't care about you

Wizard: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Princess: Me too!
Human: Wtf?

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Me

someone who looks themselves up on Urban Dictionary

1. ME.

2. Me, Myself and I

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Me

I am me.

You are you.
Me is me.
You is you.
We are we.
That's not the case tho.

The point is.
Me=the writer (me)
You=the person reading this right now(you)
so stop looking up "me" when it's all about me!

"I love me"

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Me

A failure

Me, not you

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me

Somebody you do not want to meet.

You actually thought it's a good idea to look me up on urban dictionary? Wrong choice.

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