that Bezey motherfucker

An increasingly popular slang-nickname for that most talented wizard of Amazon and Whole Foods, Jeff Bezos, since he is such a master of profit and so consequently some people can’t stomach his business models and like to disparage his devotion to the dollar-god.

Yeah, I just spent another hour on the phone with Amazon trying to get my money back from a third-party seller for something I’ve never received, so since this has happened before, I asked to speak directly with that Bezey motherfucker!