If I see it one more time...
If I see that fucking cat one more time...
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MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.
"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"
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A person who goes by the name of Cameron who happens to have sexual intercourse with cats
Oh yeah did you hear "Cameron fucks cats".
a term one would say in frustration.
george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"
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When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.
I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.
Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up
Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one
what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.
John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...
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