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The one friend who someone goes to when they have no one else to hang out with or talk to. So basically their last choice
Guy 1: “are you friends with him?”
Guy 2: “nah he’s just that one friend”
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The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be
Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?
everybody who is transfem - me among them - has that one ftm friend who you want to trade clothes with. you give him jeans, he'll give you a dress and a skirt. he will save your life. And he will give you gender euphoria
me: heyyyyy, so i have some black jeans and a button-down...
that one ftm friend: i'll give you 3 skirts for them.
me: DEAL. YOU HAVE A DEAL
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A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
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When you go out and make friends but you were too wasted to get numbers or just too wasted and you'll never be friends in real life. "One night friends"
"Oh my god, look at my snap story of all my one night friends!"
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When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope
You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."
Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone
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A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.
Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.
John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.
Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.
John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.
Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
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