that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

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Mexican sound-off

When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.

"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."

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Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad