the arbor mist

The act of ejaculating into a fan and letting it mist over someones naked body.

"Lay down honey and let me give you the arbor mist"

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

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Arbor Mist Bias

The believe that all wine should be as sweet as Arbor Mist and if it is not then it is a bad wine.

John: I'm drinking Pinot Grizio
Katlyn: Ew not sweet enough
John: Ahhh, perfect example of the Arbor Mist Bias

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.