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The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.
Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!
Luke: Missed what?!
Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!
Luke: Awwww man!!
(Luke becomes the blitz)
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Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.
The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).
42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.
Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.
With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.
The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.
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Occurs during a heavy night of drinking either with friends or by yourself that results in an embarrassing or scarred feeling upon waking up. Such actions are passing out in a chair while your friends kid thinks you have died or messaging people of the other sex inappropriate messages. Wearing your hat backwards is a telltale sign of the blitz approaching
Remember that time The blitz got Dave after all those jaeger bombs and he ended up knocking over a table while he was trying to pick up the waitress and then we had to take him home and put him in his be
Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
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An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
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Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
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To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.
Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.
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