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Belkin is a company that offer substandard goods. Because of what they offer, the name has turned into a verb and is used in everyday common chat.
If you were to buy a Belkin product, you must of shopped in PC World or something worse. Equally you could of walked into your local park, open the dog sh*t bin and take home a pc of crap to put next to your computer.
"Hey look at this really rubbish thing" Said tim
"Yea, its belkin isn't it?" Said mat
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Repeatedly running back and forth between a computer and a faulty wireless router, in order to fix said router multiple times. Also known as the TP-Link Tango
I really need a new wirless router, I was doing the Belkin Shuffle all last night.
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To serreptitiously alter a product in such a fashion that legitimate use is hijacked to the benefit of the manufacturer or associated beneficiaries, usually in a crass self-promoting fashion.
"I installed this topdesk thing which totally belkined my browser."
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An intimate physical position invented by Nicolas Belkin in 2020. The woman’s legs are held at exactly 90° in missionary and the feet are placed over the man’s shoulders. Intense eye contact is made while the man is edging and looks maxing at the same time.
We did THE BELKIN for 45 minutes before i couldn’t edge any longer and exploded everywhere.
Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.
She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.
An impressive way of displaying rizz, named after the developer of a highly successful strategy known as the Belkin Method.
The young man displayed the very essence of Nicolas Belkin in his Belkin Method.