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A character from the comedic film, "Monty Python and The Holy Grail." In the movie, this comedy relief in what was already an obvious comedy spars with King Arthur of Britain and somehow ends up missing all his limbs, yet still alive (and proceeds to taunt King Arthur) This character is widely parodied and in fact, has merchandise that can be found in video stores worldwide commemorating his madness.
The Black Knight: Come back here, you yellow bastard! I'll bite your legs off!
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When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
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An anti-feminist. A White KnightΒ΄s natural enemy who on the contrary will defend any woman just because she is a woman regardless if she is right or wrong.
Black Knight: That bitch kicked the poor boy with no reason! IΒ΄m going to kick her now.
White Knight: No sir, I wonΒ΄t let you...
Black Knight: Fuck you, I will kick you too!
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True Justice for all embodiment of courage in all our time of need the only ones strong enough to fight off against the white knights even with there low number all Black knights stand strong in the face of the White knights overwhelming number in order to save the world and keep equality.
RUN ITS THE BLACK KNIGHTS -White Knight
I DINT PURPOSELY TELL THE WHITE KNIGHTS TO ATTACK MY EX BOYFRIEND- White Knight Queen ( Unjust Women)
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In contrast to a White Knight, a Black Knight is any one person who- rather than frantically defending women who are being badgered by men on the internet- is always attacking women who are badgering men.
MarcoMarcoXD: who likes the new mario game
MinerChick96: ur a fucking loser dude lol
MarcoMarcoXD: :(
xXBlackKnightXx: Listen here, fucker. Marco didn't do shit to deserve that kind of talk, stop weaseling your way into other people's business and fuck off. Nobody gives a shit about what you have to say and he certainly doesn't fucking need to hear it either, so crawl back to where you came from and stay there, cunt.
MinerChick96 has logged off.
MarcoMarcoXD: thx blackknight
Admin has kicked user xXBlackKnightXx for reason: "stop your black knight bullshit, kid."
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While images abound of evil black knights rampaging the countryside, these tales are far from the truth. A black knight is a knight not sponsored or employed by a local lord for the defense of his lands. Therefore, the black knight does not have at his disposal the resources needed to keep his armor polished and in good repair. To save face, these knights painted their armor black, to hide any wear and tear that the armor may have endured.
The black knight knelt before the Duke, hoping to end his long bout of unemployment.
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In Korean νκΈ°μ¬ ("Black Knight"), this word would mean someone (generally a guy) who volunteers to take a drink for another person (generally a girl). For a man itβs νκΈ°μ¬ (heuk-gi-sa, βdark knightβ) or νμ₯λ―Έ (heuk-jang-mi, βblack roseβ) for women. One can ask someone to be their black knight/rose, or someone can offer to do it, but once youβve done it, youβre theirs for the rest of the night. If you ask someone and they refuse, then you have to take two drinks.
While playing a drinking game, a girl has had too much to drink but has to take a shot. She can then call out for a Black Knight or Dark Knight and a generous guy may take the drink for her.
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