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While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.
personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
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when you are having sex with a girl and right before or while cumming you scream FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
last night i heard my roommate pull the braveheart on a girl
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The braveheart is when you are going at it with a girl that preferably looks like Mel Gibson, and after the sexual activity, you put on a kilt, and throw your partner into a wall as hard as you can.If you want, you can have her dress up as a knight, in order to soften the blow. Face paint is not necessary, but is recommended by the professionals.
-'hey why does martha have a neck brace?'
-"i heard billy threw that hoe into a wall."
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Probably one of the best movies of all time. Directed and starred in by Mel Gibson, it is a loose biography of William Wallace, the man responsible for scotland uniting and gaining it's independance from england. Trademarks of the movie are William Wallace's half blue/half white face painting at the battle of stirling, and his yell of "FREEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM" after being tortured nearly to death. although there are more than a few historical inacuracies it is an amazing movie that everyone should see.
"Will you stand and fight?!"
"no! we will run. and we will live"
"ay. fight, and you may die. run, and you'll live. at least for a while.
and then, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
-best scene from Braveheart
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masculine guys (straight or gay) who wear kilts or other MUGS (Male Unbifurcated GarmentS)
Did you see that braveheart in the kilt at the mall yesterday?
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After porking a girl while she's on her peroid, you reach down with your hand and get a generous mittenfull of the aftermath and run your hand down one side of your face. Followed with a loud battlecry.
After giving Suzy the Braveheart, I yelled "YOU MAY TAKE MY SIEMEN BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!!"
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A loosely biographical motion picture released in 1995 my Mel Gibson which chronicles the life of William Wallace, a Scottish Patriot who lived from 1272-1305, who shares with Robert the Bruce the honor of being the Scottish National Hero. The film has been criticized for its historical inaccuracies, but taken as entertainment, it is an excellent piece of cinema.
I just saw Braveheart! I love that movie!
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