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When your partner asks for you to queef on their face.
Caleb: “Hey babe could we do The Caleb tonight.”
Wags: “What’s The Caleb?”
Caleb: “It’s where you queef on my face.”
Wags: “Okay!… let’s try it.”
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Some one with a massive schlong and not afraid to say it
Caleb has a horse cock
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A person who eats too many chicken nuggets and gets sick.
I just pulled a Caleb and now I don’t feel so well.
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The boy who is very outgoing in your class, and has always had plans for world domination. He is good at electronics, and loves technology. He can be fun and entertaining at times, but can kick your a** if needed. He is that know-it-all in your class that argues with the teacher on every statement, and wins 75% of the time. He prefers Netflix to television, and does not shut up. But, he can be caring and happy when he is with the people he loves. He makes a great boyfriend, if you love to talk.
Oh! Caleb bombed North Korea last week...
Really?
Yup! Hard to believe that he saved us from North Korea taking over the world.
***Four Weeks Later***
Dang, Caleb just blew the American NAVY to bits, the savior of our country is taking over the world
***Two Years Later***
I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the united regions of daimland; and to the hierarchy, for which it stands, one nation, under no individual religion, with freedom and justice for almost everyone.
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A very kind person that is smart and enjoys music. Calebs often are calm and quiet on the outside but thinking quickly and very crazy on the inside.
Hey, Ella! Have you seen that new kid? He is sooo a Caleb!
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Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you need. A guy who you come to depend on and trust.He accepts all people for who they are and has a secret compassion for them. Has a heart of gold and hesistates to show it. Caleb has the funniest sense of humour & always speaks his mind even when it may be inappropriate. He treats his girl well & would do anything to make her happy even if it means changing hiself. His girl can only think 'Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?'. he's almost too good to be true. he's easy to love &
makes a girl feel beautiful, special,powerful,worthy and a better person. he's the kinda guy any person would be lucky to have in their life. so if you meet this guy caleb.. stick with him, cause he'll make life even more sweeter.
caleb is dutch for: the best boyfriend imaginable <3
I love him with all i have
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