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The only man that can pull off the homeless look and still look like thiccums.
Hey do you know when CallMeCarson is streaming I want to watch CallMeCarson do you know when he streams
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ha ha funny callmecarson stinky poopy ha ha
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He is overall funny guy who loves MineCraft, Discord, and Cursed Images/Videos. He is handsome, well mannered, and knows how to treat a girl with his long pickaxe.
P.s. He makes YouTube videos
P.s.s. I am the first one to make a CallMeCarson definition.
Guy 1: Man I'm board.
Guy 2: Why are you board.
Guy1: My mom took my Cursed Images away.
Guy 2: I know what you need, CallMeCarson.
Guy 1:Who are you.
CallMeCarson: I am your GOD now and therefore, I give you the Dankest, Bestest, Ultimate, Cursed Memes everyone loves.
Garfield: I want Lasagna.
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Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Carson, please Mr. King, please, please, for the love of God, Carson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Subscribe to CallMeCarson on Twitch with Twitch Prime or his 13 year old fans will literally eat your toes off, like, on jah.
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A god of gods he has thw power to make god with Immense power such as the Merciless Sun god and big lion
Subscribe to callmecarson on YouTube
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Bandkids' Idle
hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!
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