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If a person sits on your face and then poops in your mouth making you vomit, then you vomit in his or here ass causing orgasm
Yeah, me and Leonard did the Carlo last night and it was epic my bed was dirty though
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The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlos will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlos's sense of character is very keen. Carlos spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlos will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlos, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
I fell in love with Carlos, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.
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The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.
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Carlos is the type of guy that will make you fall for him almost instantly, he has such a flirtatious personality. he never lets anyone know his feelings, because he feels like it'll add pressure on you. he has the most wonderful smile and gorgeous eyes. he has the best hair in the world. one thing for sure, he is a PLAYER. i'm sorry, but he is. he is not ready for a committed relationship unless it's real in the future. Carlos doesn't know what he wants. apart from relationship wise, he is an amazing friend, and he has the best listening skills. he gives out the best advice and never lets you feel unloved. he always turns bad situations into good ones, and his smile could make anyone smile during any situation. Carlos could either be the best or the worst thing that has ever happened to you, and if not, both. he gives you a unique and happy feeling inside you. he is someone worth falling in love with, if you're ready to take all his bs and the complications of your guys' relationship. it's going to be the most difficult road of love in your life, but remember that the hardest things to earn are usually the best(: if you are, my advice to you is, do not give up on him. it'll all be worth it in the end. he hurts a lot inside and the thing he needs is someone there for him. be that someone. Carlos, i will always be here for you, y te quiero.
person 1: are you talking to Carlos again?
person 2: is it obvious?
person 1: well, with that smile on your face, yes obviously
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first he bangs the drum then he bangs your mum
lol carlo fuck me last night
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a funny, mellow jackass that is the embodiment of i dont care and is super quiet but loud at the same time and i think he hates me only cause im annoying, right carlos?
person:"hey carlos!" Carlos:"STFU no one asked"
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Carlos is someone who can make you smile without even trying. He is an amazing person to talk to over the phone or in person. He is smart, handsome (really ), and caring. It hurts to hurt others especially when he cares for them. He cries over sad movies and he has good taste is music. He laughs for the stupidest reasons and has a nice smile. Oh! Can’t forget he plays soccer (he’s really good at it) you will be lucky to met a Carlos. You would be even more lucky if you actually heard the sound of his voice through the sound waves of the phone at night. Appreciate him.
Girl: Carlos seems like an amazing person
Me: he is..
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