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The Civil War

A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.

The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.

Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.

"Man, that is an awesome beard."

"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."

"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"

"Time to die!"

by MarcLittle December 11, 2008

19πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


The Civil War

A event which occurred on February 45th in which the Ninjas defeated the Myths on a quest of who could get the most victory royales.

β€œHey dude do you know who won the Civil War?!”
β€œYeah the Ninjas, they had so many clean head shots!”

by Maxwell abudalas December 4, 2018

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Civil War

The war in which if we lost, we would all become French, if we had been fighting in Europe.

"dood, i was thinking about what would've happened if we lost that civil war thing...we'd all be like french or somethin."

by Jo' Mama May 16, 2003

5πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Civil War

A war fought between two factions of the same country. Does not have to take place in America in the 1860's.

The British also fough a Civil War.

by eat_lightbulbs November 19, 2003

646πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


Civil War

Best, shortest definitions possible:
1.) A war between two factions of the same country or nation-state.
2.) The greatest conflict in American history lasting from Spring of 1861 to Summer of 1865.

The Civil War is the defining epic in America's history.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

250πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


civil war

A beer drinking game..
1.Ping Pong Table
2.8 People
3. 32 Dixie Cups
4. 4 Ping Pong Balls

Four people on each side of the Ping Pong Table..2 people start with a ball on each side. Everyone has 4 cups infront of them in a diamond shape..The Point is to knock people out on the other side. Its a constant rapid fire to knock out the other team. Once your four cups are gone your out of the game-Your shooting the balls in the cups like beer pong, a shot is one and a bounce is two. YOU MUST FINISH YOUR BEER BEFORE YOU SHOOT NEXT! .Suggestion-Help your team retrieve balls for your team if your out

Beer, Ping Pong Balls, Dixie Cups, Intense, Fun. CIVIL WAR is a ton of fun for friends and anyone can play, you just have to be ready to get drunk!

by BLAKE LEVY AND CHUCK ESGUERRA March 25, 2008

103πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Civil War

1) a war in which parties within the same culture, society or nationality fight against each other for the control of political power.

2) a song by guns n roses.

3) a slang term used to describe a food fight within one table at lunch or any other public place in which food is eaten.

EXAMPLES 3) Bill: Hey, don't be starting a civil war here!
Joe: We haven't had one in a long time.

1) Chris: Who won the Civil War?
John: I don't know, dude. Ask someone else.

by Stick E March 6, 2007

63πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž