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Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.
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the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
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Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Another case of that nasty stuff.
ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.
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gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
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I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe
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The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.
Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
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Gonorrhea. you get it from sex.
Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.
It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap.
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