An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.
When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
Hey baby, you wanna do the Colombian Shuffle?
Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.