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1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".
2. Sarcasm of the highest art.
3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.
"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."
"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."
"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."
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The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.
That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.
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when you or someone talks and their voice makes a funny noise all of a sudden
comes from mostly when youre in puberty
fat: oh ya that was hella tight
chubby: yeah when he went up the drive-way and then *h00weeeee3* did that cool trick
extralarge: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH VOICE CRACK
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Usually occurs in teens or people under pressure, I for one have my voice crack all the time, many friends mess around with each other over this
"Hey Guuuuuyyyyiieessss" AHAHAHAH
"I Headdd A Pigggg" RAWRROFLAMO
YOU HAD A VOICE CRACK
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Voice cracks happen during puberty or when you're nervous. People who experience voice cracks the most are Jess, Nathan and Michaela.
Scott: Hey!
Nathan: hEy!
Scott: Was that a voice crack?
Nathan: WhAt? nO?
Scott: Yes it was.
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WHEN UR MOM UNBANNED U FROM FORTNITE
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The phenomenon that occurs whenever you go to capitalize the first letter of a word while accidentally having Caps Lock on.
You: Hello!
Friend: hELLO!
Friend: Whoops, sorry, I had a text voice crack