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When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.
When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.
A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.
That guy is a fucking Craftsman.
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A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.
Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.
Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.
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A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.
Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.
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a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.
The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman.
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Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.
Me: Not really a surprise, though.
Bob: Why's that?
Me: The dude's a Craftsman.
Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
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The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!
Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!