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When someone puts their finger in a girls bootyhole and upon retraction of the finger discovers remnants from the inside, puts a beauty mark print of dookie on the girls face, leaving a Cindy Crawford-like mark on her face.
I totally gave that fat slut Ashlee The Crawford after I she asked me to finger her asshole last night.
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During the act of sex. The women is face down ass up. The Male puts both hands on her rear and spreads her ass check as far as humanly possible
Hey man you won't believe it. I gave her the Crawford last night. She could barely walk the next day.
1) Adj: used to describe someone who has reached the highist rank of badass.
2) Adj: also used to describe someone who has mastered the fine art of pleasing the ladies in a badass form.
3) Synonym for Badass The epitome of the American male. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back. The badass carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a fine car or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.
1) "Dude, check that guy out... what a Crawford, I totally want to be him."
2) Marie: "So how did it go with your guy last night?"
Clara: "It was mindblowing!! I came like 20 times! He was a total Crawford.
3) Did you see that guy with the Ferrari and the Ray Bands? He is a total Crawford.
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To throw oneself off a cliff, landing on one's feet, leg first in to a suit made of cash. Award under one arm, a child in each hand.
Shit bro, you didn't even think about that shit. Now look at you. You pulled a mad Crawford there.
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1. anyone that holds there own; badass, large male, i will own you it even goes higher than Chuck Norris...yes Chuck Norris; Wow that guy is pretty Crawford
2. a word used to describe anyone who is doing something legit; Those new air jordans are Crawford
3. if you find yourself in M-town layin down with a headache you may have just gotten a Crawford sandwich, a double, a beat-down Crawford style; I think i just got owned Crawford style
Crawford Powned
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Crawfords, They make yummy biscuits.
Person 1 Man did you just dunk a Crawford?
Person 2 Yeh. It was a taste sensation!
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Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.
Literally no one:
Not a bloody soul:
Crawford: *flails hands in the air and screams*