The crisis

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

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The crisis

When most of the store has no bread, eggs, or milk when the coronavirus isnt even in your state or city town

"This is the crisis" say the paronoid Bobby. Were all gonna die!

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Crisis

Strong sexual arousal or a full-blown orgasm.

Sienna Miller was in a red Ferrari in the next lane over, wearing a bikini top and shades. I had a crisis when I saw her.

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Crisis

krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.

"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"

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Crisis

1. The moment you realize you didn't save you Word Document

2. 4 Year-Olds force you into a bathroom and guard the door so you cannot escape

Jim: Gah! My Word Document! I didn't save!
Mother: Ooh, that seems like a big crisis.
Jim: YUP

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Crisi

An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)

John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!

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Crisis

SYLLABICATION:
cri·sis
PRONUNCIATION:
kr??s?s
ADJECTIVE:
Inflected forms: cri·si·ed out , crizz·le crise
1. Not good; bad.
That food was crisis.
2. Informal Departing from moderation, especially:
a. Possessed by inappropriate glee, too gay. Kidco and his mans and them are crisis.
b. Immoderately and immodestly fond of something wack; infatuated with bullshit:
He's feeling that new Range. What a crisis blumpkin.
c. Intensely involved or preoccupied:
The kid is crisis with all that rasta shit.
d. Foolish or impractical; senseless:
That is a crisis approach to pulling hos.

That shit is crisis.

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