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The Dandy

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'

Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night

by Kyle Wallace April 22, 2003

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


The Dandy

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.

I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!

by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dandy

someone stylish and fashionable.

example : "oh wow, seungmin from stray kids is a dandy boy!"

by staydontstray May 23, 2019

343πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


dandy

1. A man who takes great care with his clothing and general appearance, especially one who is nonchalant in demeanor and (historically) tries to develop aristocratic hobbies, language, and honorable ideals. (See also fop)

2. A flamboyant or effeminate male, regardless of sexual orientation. (See also metrosexual and flamer)

3. Outstanding in its particular class; splendid. (Often used sarcastically)

4. A charming androgynous person of either gender. (See also gender bender)

A proper dandy dresses with dignity, unlike fops who are foolish and vain.

Ted: "Gosh, that guy is such a dandy."
Sue: "Well, flamboyance works for him."

Kate: "Are you okay? I know I keep asking..."
Rob: "Yeah, I'm just dandy."

Jane: "Wow, look at that dandy over there!"
Sal: "Do you think it's a boy, or a girl?"
Jane: "Does it really matter? I thought you were bi."

by ThatMagpie January 12, 2010

240πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


dandy

When something is fine. It can't get any better.

"How are you doing Elz?"

"Why dude, I am just dandy thanks."

by eleanor kicks ass March 17, 2004

798πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


Dandis

David when he is eating ducks

Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets

David: excuse me

Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis

by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


dandy

Used widely in late 20th Century England. Refers to men who consider themselves to be arbiters of culture and refinement and wit. Often considered effeminate and/or overtly flaming. Most likely sexually aroused by other men, but not always. Similar to today's metrosexual. For example, most of Oscar Wilde's plays contain dandies, and Oscar Wilde himself is perhaps the most famous example of a dandy.

Oscar: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

Mary Jane: "Oh, Oscar, you're SUCH a dandy!"

by ManΓΊ P. February 25, 2005

890πŸ‘ 404πŸ‘Ž