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It is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. The man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scrotum} over their nose and mouth such that each of his balls are on each side of the chin. The person's breathing should then inflate and deflate the scrotum like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord's breathing. A side effect is that the man's anus may place a dot on the receiver's forehead. When a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
Lamar Odom and khloe kardashian perform The Darth Vader regularly to stay in shape.
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Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.
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When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound
My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick
a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.
girl: I like it rough
guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.
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Only the biggest bad ass ever
The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.
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The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.
"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry
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Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.
"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
"Impressive. Most impressive."
"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader
"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."
- Anakin Skywalker's last words
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