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The Davison

Pulling your panties to camel toe your vigina as you vigorously shake and squawk like a chicken while talking about your daughter Matilda before shitting in your husbands mouth and violently urinating to protest Donald Trump. Deriving from the name Davison which in Latin translates to skinny bird bitch.

Dom: Man that bitch was being a major slut, she was pulling The Davison

Harper: Shut up nigga

by The breadmeister December 6, 2019


Davison

Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed

Wow davison is so hot

by Dark Chocolate .com August 6, 2017

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Davison

Davison - someone who turns a fridge off so it doesn't annoy him whilst trying to sleep and then forgets to turn it back on. This in turn leaves a large pool of smelly water in the on-call room.

Oh no he's done a Davison!

by stownrow April 13, 2013

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Davison

Davison; Coming from the name of a small English man with man dissabilties including Down syndrome, ogoraphobia and also Rabies.

Davison is a word that can be added on the First name of any Human. It is Symbolic and represents that the person beeing honored with the Davison is Male and Filled with Testostarone...Of course.

Davison Can not be added to a females name, only male; because females are not male and filled with testosterone.....Of course.

Also the Davison can be added to some inaminate objects such as Lamps, Speakers, Ipods and El Tequito Mild Salsa Dip. But this is only aloud on some, not all objects. The Objects need to be Manly and testosterone filled;Much like the El Tequito Mild Salsa dip.......Of course. If it is added to a word not manly it will just sound strange.

For example;
Me "Come here Mr El tequito Davison!" CORRECT
Me " Eww thats fucking gross, Someone please get her a tampon Davison before I throw up in my hands" ...WRONG......Of course

Marcus"Ahhhh Shit, Someone get Dan a tissue Davison; I think I may have Bo-Hipped! his Face abit to hard"

by Candle Frost July 9, 2009

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Davison

An average-sized city in the middle of michigan's lower penninsula that has signs stating that it is the "City of Flags", but it commonly is mistaken for "City of Fags".
Therefore residents in Davison, MI live in a city of fags.
i.e. Davison = Queer

Boy: I live in Davison.
Girl: Your gay.

by SAAABBBBAB July 12, 2008

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davison

A town with a bunch of crack heads and sluts

Davison loves crack heads

by yopee July 11, 2008

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Davison MI

A shitty place where I grew up, full of white kids thinking they are either 'gangster' or 'preppy'. Most either belive they are like people in Flint or Grand Blanc. It also has a high consintration of potheads and people that think they are as cool as people from larger citys and infact belive they live in a city similar as such.

Black kid that has lived in Davison his whole life:"Yo I'd be the realist nigga in Flint if my parents would let me go there"

Me:"Get a fucking life and move out of Michigan, It's a hell hole. Should have never been born in Davison MI."

Preppy kid:"My parents are so gay, they wont let me max out their credit card at hollister anymore."
Me:"Get a fucking job and pay for your own shit, Your eightteen God damn years old, move out of Davison MI if you don't like it. Bitch."

by MichiganIsFuckingGay December 3, 2007

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