The Dumps

The phenomena of having to take a dump after smoking a cigarette.

Lynch: Alright, we done smoking?
Doug: Yeah, man.
Lynch: Sweet, let's go inside, cause this cig just gave me the dumps.

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Dump and Dump

When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.

Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump

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Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

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dumped

where one partner ends the relationship when the other still wanted to stay together.

mike dumped me last night, im gutted

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no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

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dump

to shit; or the actual shit

Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.

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dumping

to relese one whole clip of a gun upon an individual

We are going to pull up at 12pm and begin dumping on little jimmy for lying on us.

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