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A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.
We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.
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When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.
Holy shit I just did The Garfield!
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The lord and creator of our universe
Are you gonna praise Garfield today?
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A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
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The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.
Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....
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swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield
Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool
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Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
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