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This is where you have five or more men doing a Mexican Hat Dance around a girl that has, in all likelihood, passed out. However, if she hasn't passed out, utilize her open oral cavity for this maneuver. The girl is, of course, naked. The five (or more) men will be peeing on said female, and simultaneously shooting piss in her eye on the Ole! of the Mexican Hat Dance song.
Remember that when the female is conscious, you must take turns on the Ole! You cannot pee in her eye simultaneously. While Performing, all men MUST wear sombreros and have grown out exceptionally greeezy facial hair. Also, this can only be performed in a Golden Corral eating establishment's bathroom.
"Why does Tits McGee over there smell like piss?"
"Oh, you didn't hear? She passed out at the Golden Corral restaurant with Brendon, Jake, Ryan, Sam, and Doug."
"Oh shit, she got the Golden Corral, didn't she?"
"You know it!"
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the place where rednecks and senior citizens come to dine every single day.
usual golden corral guest = no teeth
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To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.
Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.
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Golden Corral is a huge buffet where rednecks, hoosiers, and poor people go to eat as much as they want until they literally throw up on the floor and make their server clean it up. If you eat at the Golden Corral, expect to constantly be asked for money by the crackheads sitting next to you. If you are eating at Golden Corral and you have to either pee, poop, or throw up, simply do it on the floor right next to your table and your server will clean it up and the end of the day.
Ieesha: Hey Sha-nae-nae, Golden Corral is now accepting food stamps!
Sha-nae-nae: Girl you trippin why would I waste my food stamps at Golden Corral?
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When you fist someone so hard in the ass that shit pours out of their asshole like the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral and you stuff your face between their cheeks and lick it up.
Hey Jerry, come over so I can Golden Corral dat ass.
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A group of people surrounding one person in the form of a circle, cutting them off from escape, while preforming a golden shower. Most likely these lesbians are rednecks.
Last night those ugly, fat lesbians next door preformed a Golden Corral on that drunk college girl.
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Adj. A term used to describe someone who is fatter than the following proper noun. Usually used as self deprecating.
"Are you kidding me I am as hot as Bradley Cooper. I am Golden Corral Bradley Cooper"
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