A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.
Kristin got the Hague Plague.
Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.
Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.
The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.
You NWO IDIOTS
You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US
The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.