The Happy Monroe

The Poor Man's A.M.F.:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz liqueur
2 oz watermelon snowcone syrup
2 oz club soda

Once a last ditch effort of highschoolers raiding their parents alcohol cabinets, the Happy Monroe has become a staple drink of the underground L.A. party hipster scene. It is the alcoholic equivalent of a "Jeffery" blunt.

Underage Kid: "Why do they call it 'The Happy Monroe?' By the end of the night I always end up crying in the bathroom in my underwear.."

Chick: "I always have a good time.. JAMBS!"

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