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When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.
Dude did you hear about Tom? He totally got a Hermann last night.
What the hell is the Hermann?
When you dip your balls in a drink and your partner blows bubbles through a straw creating an effervescent sensation on the scrotum, and then they drink it.
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Arminius or Hermann was a military leader who lead his German brothers to victory against the Romans in the Teutoburg forest in 9AD.
Hermann was a fierce leader in the battle of Teutoburg forest.
Hermann is a weird individual who likes to pretend he’s gay but is actually super straight and homophobic, Hermann is quiet at first but when you get to know him he is super funny and sexy. Hermann has a massive dick and is a pussy slayer.
Max: omg it’s Hermann I want to fuck him so bad and just cum all over his face.
Sophie: is Hermann gay?
Celine: no he is straight and I heard he has a massive dick
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A sexy guy who knows what to do at the time. Go to him for some good tips and naughty behaviour.
Person: Hey Hermann you know how to do math, right?
Hermann: Yes
Person: Mind helping me?
Hermann: No.
A Hermann is usually a good guy. He knows where he wants to go in life and do whatever it takes to succeed. He is a man who really like women. He’s a little toxic but just enough.
Her: I just met a guy. I don’t know why but I REALLY like him.
Her friend: Let me guess, he’s name is Hermann.
verb.
to hermanate -
destroy utterly; wipe out; end the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it with expert precision; to obliterate the opposition a forceful display of rapid dominance.
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prank ingeniously; intimidate through highly complex schemes of evil; domineer; cunningly deceive or outwit; bamboozle.
English verb “hermannate” conjugated in most common tenses:
Present
I hermannate
Past
I hermannated
Future
I will hermannate
Subjunctive Perfect
I have hermannated
Conditional Perfect
I would have hermannated
Progressive Present
I am hermannating
Progressive Indicative Pluperfect
I had been hermannating
"Did I seriously just get hermannated again?"
"Hermannators gonna hermannate."
"And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet will be hermannated at the blink of an eye." - Revelation 20:10
"You've been hermannated!" - *mic drop*
"Nevertheless, saying goodbye is additionally stressful when the bodies of your loved ones have been hermannated beyond any and all physical recognition."
“I woke up on the floor. She had stolen both the covers and all the pillows. Man, I got hermannated so hard.”
"Please, no, I beg of you, don't hermannate me, I have a wife and two young children! Please, no, oh god, not the hammer again! Noooo-"
A pair of comfortable sandals with velcro locks that favor functionality over style, usually worn by German tourists, often in combination with white cotton socks and khaki shorts. They provide perfect protection against unwillingly impregnating women.
"Look at that guy with the Hermanns on. He must be German."
"You can leave your condoms at home today, since you are wearing your Hermanns."
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