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The Hurley

Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.

Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.

by Kissedaboyandilikedit May 23, 2009

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hurley

One of the greatest surf/skate/snow companies ever and also sponsors pro skater Bob Burnquist.

"OMG I found the greastest Hurley shirt ever at Pacsun!"

by )( Hurley )( January 3, 2006

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Hurley

When you spit your dummy out like the man child you are...

Damn bro... dont have a hurley... calm down.. its only a game.

by KnobJustice July 2, 2020


hurley

the nickname for the character hugo reyes on lost, played by jorge garcia. a nice man who is fat with quite long brown hair. hence the term is used to descrie fat men with long brown hair.

person : Look dude, theres hurley (points to fat man with long hair)

by ashel September 5, 2006

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Hurley

The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.

Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.

by Lewis470 October 10, 2010

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Hurley

An order of one chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie.

Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.

by ManWoo May 8, 2013

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Hurley

A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).

I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)

by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 7, 2017

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