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1) When a man drapes his testicles over a woman's eyes, places a flashlight up to his spread testicles and flashes the light on and off repeatedly.
2) When a man is getting a blowjob from his partner, and shines a flashlight deep in the woman's vagina in an attempt to light the blowjob from the inside.
That girl was giving me such a great BJ, I used the illuminator to shine a spotlight on it.
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A spell that creates an orb of golden light, useful for seeing in dark areas, but usually for humans as spirits have perfect night vision.
"Can you cast an Illumination?"
"Only if you want us to be spotted."
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-brightened with light
It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.
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Illuminism is a RELIGION where you worship your god-, Illumi zoldyck. Greet him every morning and tell him goodnight, each worshipper gets granted a kith upon joining the religion from your god. Now bow 🙇 ♀️ 🛐🛐🛐
Illuminists illuminism
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A secret society founded in Europe during the enlightenment that many conspiracy theorist claim is intent on bringing about the new world order in which only one fascist government will rule over the entire world population.
When Bush 41 said on March 6, 1991: "Now, we can see a new world coming into view. A world in which there is the very real prospect of a new world order." He was referring to the master plan of the illuminiti.
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Luminous colours which are particularly bright and garish and are used in appropriate circumstances, resulting in mild nausea for the observer.
"Did you see that woman's fluorescent pink lipstick?"
"Yeh... it was illuminous..."
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A weird group of people with triangle heads and always hide themselves in lady Gaga music videos. They probably took over most of the world by now
P.s. illuminate has token over Taco Bell and KFC
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