The Joel

God's father.

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.

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The Joel

Sexual intercourse with a mentally handicap female with a pillow over her face.

Jason pulled "The Joel" on cindy from Washoe County Retarded Citizens community while holding a pillow over her face

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Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

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Joel

An amazing human who is very kind and handsome, he is there when you need him and he is very layed back, you can count on him to keep promises and when your down he can make you smile, he can be quite annoying sometimes but his humor and love can make up for it, he’s loyal and he believes that personality is what makes a person truly beautiful, he’s quite and shy at first but once you get to know him you learn that he is quite funny, oblivious, and he is quite dumb at times. Over all he is a good person to have in your life and if you catch a Joel keep him Bc if you don’t you will never meet anyone like him.

Wow that guy is so sweet I see why his mother named him Joel.

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Joeled

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

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Joel

Joel is a smart handsome young man who is very friendly and can make the whole room laugh.But make sure not get very friend or his girlfriend will come for you , Joel is a popular kid with many talents and is never scared to do the impossible.

"Who's that's kid over there?"
"Are you serious how can you not know who he is! that's Joel!"

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Joel

Joels are absolutely wonderful. They are helpful and sweet, always willing to brighten your day. They are excellent at cuddles and totally adorable. They are funny and strange in a delightful way. If a girl ever finds herself in a relationship with a Joel she should hold on! Joels are unique and amazing.

Joel: My name is Joel.
Girl: Will you marry me?

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