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During sex with a female, begin by grabbing her tits in both hands, begin moving your hands in opposite circular motions "Wax on Wax Off."
When DJ was passionatly making love to Nancy, he pulled The Karate Kid with both of her large tits in his hands while she screamed "Do Me Harder Sensei!"
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Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
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One of the best movies of all time. Directed by John Avildsen, this 1984 drama centers around a displaced youth who seeks self-defense training from an aged maintenance man named Mister Miyagi to defend himself in a Karate Tournament against a San Fernando Valley biker gang. Most of the movie was made on location throughout the San Fernando Valley in 1983.
The Karate Kid is one of the most well-known dramas of the 1980s.
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A poem by Jane Yolen, about the Japanese Kung Fu is not about fighting or bullying. It's about strong empowerment.
Original poem:
I am wind
I am wall
I am wave
I rise, I fall
I am crane
In lofty flight
Training that
I need not fight
I am tiger
I am tree
I am flower
I am knee
I am elbow
I am hands
Taught to do
The heart's commands
Not to bully
Not to fight
Dragon left
And leopard right
Wind and wave
Tree and flower
Chop
Kick
Peace
Power
"that karate kid poem is so amazing! It had a really good meaning! "
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Someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks
im the KARATE KID i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life
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A nickname for a person younger than 18 who does karate. The name originates with the 1984 film, The Karate Kid, in which the main character Daniel (played by Ralph Macchio) learns karate.
“How was the dojo today, my “Karate Kid”?”
One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.
Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio
I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!
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