the km

The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.

Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.

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kms

an abreviation of kill my self

"hey i wanna kms"

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kms

stands for: kill my self

"If I see her face one more time I am going to kms"

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KMS

Use in a joking manner as kill my self you mainly see it over text when someone has messed up or said something wrong

Person: I'll just go KMS

Me: I'll join

Person:see you in hell

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kms

commit die

Bianca: I wanna fucking kms
Bella: WHy?
Bianca: because i read quackitysmut

Lisa: I read it every night
AMi:wtf
commit die

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Kms

Engineering acronym for "kilometers per second".

Used by lower beings who find pleasure in committing mathematical blasphemy.

Please note that physicists use the unambiguous and mathematically consistent abbreviation "km/s".

Joel: I have to pay for hall, I am gonna kms

Chaitu: What does it mean?
Sam: Kilometers per second . He wants to run at the speed of 1 kilometer per seond.
Chaitu: Blasphemous engineer detected

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kms

Stands for kill myself. Used online mostly.

"My mom wouldn't let me get starbucks, KMS."

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